Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...