Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...