10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...