a mean looking woman
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There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Tuns of Puns! Part V
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OH MY GOD!
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I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Quick Ones!
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The General’s Temperature
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