Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...