Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...