Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...