Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...