Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
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Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...