Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...