There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
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The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...