How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...