Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...