The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...