Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....