The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...