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Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...