That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...