Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
Normal car is better
|Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car”Hundreds...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...