Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...