A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...