Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...