Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...