La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...