Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.