Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...