Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...