What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...