DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...