A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...