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Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Miget with a lisp!
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A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
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Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
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A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...