What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
The great rabbit escape!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had...
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Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
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Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...