Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...