Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...