Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”