The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.