Give 100% at Work
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Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
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He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Handy guide to modern science
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A lawyer named Strange died…
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Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...