Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...