Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.