The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...