Slot machine winner
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Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...