Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...