Dating Terms
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If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
For Atlanta Falcon Fans!
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...