Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!