Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...