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Duct Tape
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The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
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The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
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Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
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Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...