The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Star Wars Update Changes
Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Cat technical support problems
|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...