Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.