The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...