Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...